Viking Sized!!!

“…If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the Universe…”

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This free documentary takes a fair and open-minded look at the re-introduction of the gray wolf to the Northern Rockies, the friction it has caused, and the passionate debate it has stirred. The goal of the documentary is to address the issue of how man and predator can co-exist, in the hope of finding a balanced solution that addresses the needs of the ranchers, wildlife supporters, hunters, and most importantly, the wolves themselves.

Watch mp4: Return To The Wild.mp4

Watch wma: Return To The Wild.wma

UPDATE: This is the best Vampire movie of the year… fangs down… cute and creepy… scarry but not violent… a little gore but not gory… the story is good the acting is excellent… the Swedish is sweet… “Let the Right One In” (English translation) is the movie version of a novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist. This movie will probably win some awards somewhere, worth checking out at your local Art house or Netfilx, BUT, for vampire fans you should buy this immediately and give its place on top of your movie shelf.

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Update: Super bummed the user removed the sweet montage…

Ok, this is pretty much the most bad ass thing I have seen on YouTube today, and I have been looking at lots of wolf and Charles Barkley videos for the most part… Man, who knew TATU could make a Godzilla montage come so alive?!? and who knew they weren’t really lesbians, maybe we just hoped they were…

Turns out only one of them could sing anyways… but back to Godzilla… I wish someone would just dig up that suit, find the Japanese guy who was in it most of the time, if he’s still alive, or his son or daughter, surely the man passed down his acting secrets to his offspring, I mean this guy is a better actor than most crap acting you see at the box office these days… and then have Dreamworks, Pixar, or Weta (which ever one these companies actually has balls to do it) put down their CAD and CGI effects rendering farms and get with the guys from Myth Busters and just build an exact scaled down set of Tokoyo and rig it for the best real pyrotechnics effects the modern age can offer and just film the guy in the suit rampaging, with a little help from modern day blue screening to get the real actor in the shots it could be amazing… take the footage and then use fancy effects to smooth out the action to make the physic look just slightly better than in origioanls… mix it with real shots of Tokoyo…   just think about it? AMAZING!

WHY TAKE THE GUY OUT THE SUIT? IT IS WHY GODZILLA IS SO RAD… ITS A GUY IN A SUIT PLAYING A GIANT MONSTER WHO RISES OUT OF THE SEA TO RAMPAGE AGAINST ALL KINDS OF STUFF… EVERYTHING FROM NUCLEAR WASTE TO JUST GETTING PISSED OFF AT OTHER MONSTERS!!!

Really, how do you ruin that? Oh I know, you make Godzilla look like a T-REX with Down Syndrom and you put Mathew Broderick in front of him with a pile of dead fish… WTF? Since when does Godzilla like to eat big piles of dead fish? HE EATS TOKYO, JAPANESE AIRFORCE JETS, TANKS AND OTHER MONSTERS YOU @$$H0L3S, THAT’S WHAT HE EATS, HAVE NOT SEEN ONE godZILLA DAMNED GODZILLA MOVIE IN YOUR LIFE?!!!

this is how you make a Godzilla movie:

• Japanese guy in suit
• Scaled down replica model of Tokoyo
• model tanks
• model jets
• Japanese army guys
• Pyrotechnics
• other guys in other monster suits
• Rampage!

and apparently TATU songs work good as well… but there are many choices of music we could use, anything from God Speed You Black Emperor to Smashing Pumpkins could work… Mastodon, why not? Mogwai, hells yes… throw some CURE in there for a sensitive Son of Godzilla scene why not? I’ll tell you why not, because Hollywood has no balls… and CGI bullshit… Did you not see the retard T-REX they made Godzilla into? did the people who created that CGI Godzilla even know what the real Godzilla looked like WTF?

MAN IN SUIT!!!! IT IS THE SECRET RECIPE TO ALL GODZILLA MOVIES!!!! MAN IN SUIT VS TOKYO, FLYING MONSTER PUPPETS AND OTHER MEN IN MONSTERS SUITS… eh… I surely can’t be the only one who found this phenomenon endearing and the exact feature which had me soo addicted to Godzilla movies as kid when ever I could see them on TV…

ah, yes… those were the dayz…